Therapist Can’t Fix That Tee
This shirt pulls no punches—just like you. Featuring the no-nonsense slogan “Your Therapist Can’t Fix a Water Pump, Bitch,” it’s a call back to grit, skill, and fixing things with your hands—not your feelings. Made for those who know that talking never tightened a bolt. A LouMark staple for the mechanically-minded hardass.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Regular Western fit, crew neck
Style: Sarcastic / mechanic humor
Material: 100% cotton, pre-washed for a vintage black finish
Graphic: Bold white distressed print text
Mood: Defiant, humorous, hands-dirty mindset
Occasion: Father's Day, garage wear, ranch life casual
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
This shirt pulls no punches—just like you. Featuring the no-nonsense slogan “Your Therapist Can’t Fix a Water Pump, Bitch,” it’s a call back to grit, skill, and fixing things with your hands—not your feelings. Made for those who know that talking never tightened a bolt. A LouMark staple for the mechanically-minded hardass.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Regular Western fit, crew neck
Style: Sarcastic / mechanic humor
Material: 100% cotton, pre-washed for a vintage black finish
Graphic: Bold white distressed print text
Mood: Defiant, humorous, hands-dirty mindset
Occasion: Father's Day, garage wear, ranch life casual
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
