Too Old with Hourglass Tee
Time waits for no one—and this shirt makes damn sure everyone knows it. LouMark’s “I’m Too Old For This Sh*t” tee features bold distressed lettering beside a vintage hourglass, symbolizing patience worn thin and life lived loud. The earthy olive tone and aged graphic vibe give this piece a frontier-worn authenticity, perfect for those who’ve earned their sarcasm. It’s not just a quote—it’s your life motto stitched in grit.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Relaxed cut, unisex fit
Style: Western-aged humor with symbolic art
Material: Vintage-wash heavyweight cotton
Season: Ideal for all-year wear
Graphic Feature: Antique hourglass + bold serif lettering
Occasion: Casual, laid-back weekends, gift for midlife rebels
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Time waits for no one—and this shirt makes damn sure everyone knows it. LouMark’s “I’m Too Old For This Sh*t” tee features bold distressed lettering beside a vintage hourglass, symbolizing patience worn thin and life lived loud. The earthy olive tone and aged graphic vibe give this piece a frontier-worn authenticity, perfect for those who’ve earned their sarcasm. It’s not just a quote—it’s your life motto stitched in grit.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Relaxed cut, unisex fit
Style: Western-aged humor with symbolic art
Material: Vintage-wash heavyweight cotton
Season: Ideal for all-year wear
Graphic Feature: Antique hourglass + bold serif lettering
Occasion: Casual, laid-back weekends, gift for midlife rebels
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
