Too Old for This Spill Tee
Some spills just aren’t worth the cleanup. This LouMark tee captures the mood perfectly: a toppled can, a classic phrase, and the undeniable vibe of someone who’s done with the nonsense. Crafted in a distressed olive green and printed with bold white graphics, this shirt is for the unapologetic veterans of chaos. Whether you're retiring from parties or just from putting up with BS—this tee says it so you don’t have to.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Classic loose-fit cut
Style: Graphic sarcasm with visual metaphor
Material: Soft-washed vintage cotton
Season: Year-round statement wear
Graphic Feature: Spilled can icon + iconic quote
Occasion: Retirement, gag gift, weekend chill
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Some spills just aren’t worth the cleanup. This LouMark tee captures the mood perfectly: a toppled can, a classic phrase, and the undeniable vibe of someone who’s done with the nonsense. Crafted in a distressed olive green and printed with bold white graphics, this shirt is for the unapologetic veterans of chaos. Whether you're retiring from parties or just from putting up with BS—this tee says it so you don’t have to.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Classic loose-fit cut
Style: Graphic sarcasm with visual metaphor
Material: Soft-washed vintage cotton
Season: Year-round statement wear
Graphic Feature: Spilled can icon + iconic quote
Occasion: Retirement, gag gift, weekend chill
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
